Spank the Monkey (Paragraph 2)

You might remember the woman with the pet chimpanzee that ripped the face of her friend completely off?  Listen closely; I said, “ripped completely off.”  That’s vicious, and in the greatest sense of the word.  I mean seriously, I’ve heard of penis envy, but this looks like some serious homo-sapien envy to me.  Why go for the face?  The New York Times called it a modern-day tragedy.  Tragedy? Are you serious?  The chimp’s owner just couldn’t understand why Travis (the chimp) would do such a thing.  Hey lady; here’s a little observation: it’s a freaking wild animal!  It lives in a world where having a name, wearing cute little chimp diapers, bibs and “giving momma sugars” don’t register.